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We generally respond to all submissions within 24 hours. If you have not received a response by then, technology has failed us and you should avoid all devices that have the potential to become self-aware. If you have a problem identifying which devices those are, we fear for your safety.

Either way – thank you for your interest and we look forward to connecting with you in the near future!

(unless – you know – that whole robotic consciousness thing happens…)